Most crazy dictators who want to rule the world, usually fail. not because they ignore their generals, try to invade Russia in the middle of winter or simply go bonkers, but because their hair could be far better conditioned. today, everyone is obsessed with how people look. a hair out of place and that’s 6,600 working class votes out of the window. so to meglomaniacs everywhere, we suggest you use this conditioner after our shampoo. by the way, when you inherit the earth, can we have Japan?